Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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