all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Floor bacon is actually really good
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