was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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