chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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