why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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