You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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