Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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