She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize
