went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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