I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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