dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
