Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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