I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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