Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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