are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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