I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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