Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
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