For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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