Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize