I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You can't just leave with hair like that
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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