Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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