What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I want to fling myself into the sun
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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