the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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