Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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