Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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