Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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