I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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