Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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