so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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