@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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