You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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