Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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