Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
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