3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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