Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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