if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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