You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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