those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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