yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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