i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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