I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
