do herpes really smell.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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