ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
