who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
