Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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