I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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