Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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