You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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