k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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