is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Randomize