Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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