sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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