And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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