she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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