I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
we should paint friendship bongs
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