My friends, they love my intelligence
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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