My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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